Barack Obama kicking back, crackin’ a beer, opening his laptop, and Googling “Sonic/Shadow 100k slowburn coffeeshop AU” without using incognito for the first time in 8 years
I hate this post because 100k slow burn sonadow fanfiction doesn’t even exist
it does actually it’s called “sonic the hedgehog” it’s like 30-something years old i think
When you have to spend 45 minutes arguing the plot of a doll movie cause your political movement is definitely winning in the marketplace of ideas and you attempted to grow a beard to hide your botched lip filler in your old navy outlet Jean jacket.
Why do I always have to try to look like a huge faggy gayman and he does it so effortlessly how is that fair
i don’t know if i can do this blue sky app anymore
Dril, on twitter a couple of months ago, said that he would block every single user with a blue checkmark. people on bluesky, a website that is not twitter, have said that this is bad because content creators and sex workers sometimes buy blue checks on twitter to advertise their content. that’s literally the entire thing leading up to these posts
i love how the line on the girl’s ass stops where it’s covered by her bag, like hello brainpoison regressing you past baby-level object permanence
Obviously horrible but also love the idea of someone going around being like: “every day I see men with luscious ass-cheeks, just, serious cake. And their eyes….so soft…soulful. Pretty. Anyway this is the libs fault for the men and their….their pretty eyes…”
